The Dating Game

*****This post is made for ADULTS to read (18+)  so if you are under 18 or RELATED to me. . . .You've been warned!!! I don't want to hear any Bitching from you~*****

So I've been casually going on dates and trying to put myself out there again.  It's been so long since I was last single, about 6 years.  I dated my ex Kyle for 4 years then dated Jordan for 2 years.  So this whole dating scene is new to me.

I've been on a few good first dates and I've been on a few. . .errr. . . .well not so good first dates.

I've been on a few good dates and I'm actually talking to one of the guys still, I'll talk about him later (^0^)

but man. . . .some of the dates I've been on. . . I'll tell you 3 stories of the worse dates I've ever been on

First Date Horror Story #1
So I meet up with this guy I met at a club, this guy from Japan- - Tall, cute, in shape, about 27 years old-
I was pretty hopeful when I finally went out with him.
His English wasn't the greatest, but it was still cute ^_^;
So we go out for dinner, no big deal just talking and getting to know each other. . .
Then we went back to his place and went sat on his porch to chat some more and just hang out.  As soon as he said this sentence, 'How open minded are you?'  I knew I was in for an interesting night.
My response, 'Errr. . .I'd like to think I'm pretty open minded. . .'
Oh the grin on his face. . . .he pulls out an adult toy (IDFK where it came from!  It was like from his back pocket or some place weird o.O)  'Oh! That's good!' he says to me . . .
So, I end up asking him to get me another drink, and when he left the porch I made a run for it, haha!  I ended up leaving without saying good by to him.
My notes about this date:  WHO THE F*CK BRINGS A SEX TOY ON THE FIRST DATE?!

First Date Horror Story #2
I go on a first date with this Korean guy from L.A-- 32 years old (yea I was kinda skeptical because of the age gap) Sorta in shape and decent looking
I had to pick him up for our date (smh)  I'm an old fashion kinda gal, and I like my guys to be gentlemen FYI
We go to a local bar down the street and have a few drinks to get to know each other.  It starts out all fine and dandy.
Until: 'So would you like to do a 3-some sometime?'
WTF!?
I just kinda looked at him and laughed, even though he was super serious =_____=
So after I finished my drink I told him I was tired and we should leave.
We get back to his place (he was expecting me to come in), I told him to go inside and I'll park the car. . .
So he gets out and instead of parking I just leave to go home LOL!
My notes about this date: Was this guy serious?!  Who asks that on the first date?  'Oh HAI thur, my name is so and so--Do you like 3-somes?!' =______= 


First Date Horror Story #3
On this first 'official' date I go out with this half Filipino guy-- 26, in very good shape and extremely cute~
Sounds good right?
Well he ends up taking me to a baseball game >_>
And almost everyone knows I could care less about baseball, but whatever I just drank the entire time (yes I love my alcohol) and he paid for it, so why not?
So his friend joins us at the baseball game, and just to keep them nameless we shall call the guy i was with: Derp 1 and his friend Derp 2.
***Let me just say, the guy I was on a date with wasn't such a bad guy actually, I really liked him but stuff on this date just didn't work out lol!
#1 kept drinking beer after beer and was definitely a light weight, so while he wasn't looking Derp #2 kept hitting on me and talking shit about Derp 1.
After the game, the three of us go back to #2's house which was only a few blocks away.
Derp #1 goes to the bathroom and while he is away Derp #2 tries to kiss me!  LIKE WTF!?  He leans in like he is going to hug me (everyone knows I hate being hugged) and grabs my face and is like 'shhh. . .Derp #1 isn't looking' so of course I push the F*cker off of me and told him 'NO'.
That alone put me in a salty mood.
The three of us go bar hopping later that night (which put me in a better mood because I love my alcohol)
Derp #1 was finally starting to pay attention to me and treat me like I was with him--which before he wasn't really paying much attention to me-- so I was in a better mood because of that
But every time Derp #1 wasn't looking or paying attention, #2 was right there telling me all this shit about how we get along better and he wants my number and BLAH FUCKING BLAHHHHHHHHHH
Derp #1 was well aware of me getting hit on by his 'friend' and it was pretty clear I was getting pretty annoyed.  So after hours of putting up with these two boys we called it a night.
Oh and did I mention Derp #1 pulled a lame pick up line on me?  'Have you ever made out in a stairwell?' LOL
OH AND did I also mention Derp #2 found me on facebook =_________=
My notes about this date: What kind of friend hits on his friend's date?!  And also it's clear that the guy I was on a date with didn't care too much about me because he kept allowing it to happen :/  oh yea, plus he  brought me to a baseball game AND he likes country music (UGH) OH AND he kept letting his friend grab my ass >:(
Notes to the two guys I was talking about in this story: If you see this post, which I'm sure you will since you guys have me on Facebook, LOL, don't take it personal~ 


So those are some stories for you to laugh at.  Haha~  If I think of anymore I will be sure to post them!

Home Wrecker. . .. .Errr?

OKAY
The other night I went to go visit Sam (the Guy I am seeing, I'll make a post about him eventually)
It's around 8:30 at night when I get to his apartment building and I thought I knew which building was his (well I SHOULD know by now).
I walk up to his door (at least I thought it was his door) and knock on it.  To my horror, some white lady in her robe opens the door (she was in her late 40's I think).  THE LOOK ON HER FACE!

She thought I was there to see her HUSBAND!!!!!  She was like, "I KNEW he was cheating on me! I JUST KNEW IT! And with some Younger woman! ARE YOU EVEN 18?! HE'S MARRIED WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!'  and She goes on and on at me about her husband who I don't even know!  I just look at her speechless!  "Oh you got nothing to say to his wife huh?! You little hussy!"

Finally when she stopped to breath, I whispered, 'Umm, I'm sorry I'm looking for Sam I think I'm in the wrong building. .. .. .. ' (In the back of my mind I was HOPING her husband wasn't named Sam)

'Oh my lord, I am sooo sorry hun, I thought you were here for my husband, Frank!'   She started laughing hysterically. . . .(I think she had a few screws loose in her head)  She offered me a drink to apologize but I turned it down and apologized for giving her a mini heart attack.  I ran out the building as fast as I could and finally found Sam's apartment.

Yeah. . .. I was too embarrassed to tell Sam what happened hahaha!

Internet Dating: Deal Breakers

So as most of you know, me and my ex (Jordan) broke up back in July, and I've decided to get back into the dating game.  Meeting guys at the local bars and clubs weren't exactly working out for me sooo I decided to make an online dating profile.  Yup.  I will admit it.
As soon as I uploaded my first pic of me on the site, I got, what seemed like, a million messages Dx
Some were cute and thoughtful, and others were downright creepy.  But that's what you get when you use the internet.

I met a few cool people but not a lot.
GUYS:  Let me give you a hand and tell  you what's a deal breaker, from my experience on the dating website.

DEAL BREAKERS

• If you refer to yourself as the 'Italian Stallion', that is a deal breaker
• If you ask me if I want some 'chocolate', that is a deal breaker
• If you're 'pecks' are bigger than my boobs, that is a deal breaker
• If you're first words to me are 'So how open minded are you. . .', I'm pretty sure you're  next sentence will be a deal breaker
• If you invite me to be your date at a nude swingers party, that is a deal breaker
• If you can't spell or have common english grammar, or use numbers for letters in a message, that's a deal breaker
• If you send me nothing but a phone number, that's a deal breaker
• If your first sentence to me is 'Oh sweet JESUS! YOU ARE SEXAAAYYYYY', you can bet that is a deal breaker
• If your first message consists of a story about you and your ex and what she did to you, that is FOR SURE a deal breaker

Those are only a few deal breakers that I've come across.  You can bet I have more, but I'll wait for another time to post more.
Guys: Remember to not be creeps.  Especially over the internet.

What is my life!?

IM BACK!!!! From a loooong hiatus~!!!!  WOOO

sorry for the absence, life was getting too busy!

anyways quick story and a slight update!

So lisha moved in last month or whenever she did, and it's been AMAZING!! She is THE best roommate ever!  and My best friend <3

any who!

Soo the other day she had a guy friend spend the night, and I failed to read the text she sent me to warn me.

Well we are currently living in a 1 bedroom apartment and she currently is sleeping in the living room till we find a bigger place.

Well anyway,
I wake up, and walk out to my kitchen in my undies and a tank top that barely covers me (usually when i'm at home and it's just me and lisha, I walk around in a tank and undies), and I start booty bumpin' to a song that was stuck in my head.  I look over on the couch to see if lisha was still sleeping. . .and to my horror. . . I don't see Lisha. . . .but I see, instead, a Japanese guy who happens to be just waking up.

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Oh the horror!!!  This guy was staring at me the whole time!!!!!!!!!!
We stared at each other for a few minutes then I realized what was going on and ran for my life back to my room.


LOL  we really need a bigger place haha~!